Casual Catherine
what are you doing here? how did you find me? man, i was trying to stay under the radar. whatever. stay if you want. there are juiceboxes in the fridge, but i seem to have lost the fridge. if you find it, let me know.



where the fuck are the boxer briefs for ladies 

just make underwear that are just like boxer briefs but without the bulgy package area in front for fuck’s sake

you don’t need to make them shiny or lacy just make them comfy and streamlined without awkward seams and maybe in some basic colours that aren’t white or that awful “flesh tone” colour 

I would wear the shit out of these.

my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

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If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

you dont wanna mess with me i cry easily

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when mutuals with lots of followers reblog from you


Your blog is hilarious, I loove it :)



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